Assorted shit that is cracking me up

This line from a speech Al Gore gave at a media conference this week...

"They placed a former male escort in the White House press pool to pose as a reporter - and then called upon him to give the president a hand at crucial moments."

And they said he had no sense of humor, that cheeky devil.



A headline you likely saw today...

"Bush: Militants seek to establish empire"

...which seemed more appropriate with a shifted s and a punctuation change...

"Bush - Militant seeks to establish empire"

...but maybe that's just me.



And my very favorite line from my toddler's bookshelf...

"A starving cat does not need macaroons."

...because, y'know what? It is so true.